Wallstreetbets

I once asked a question of you
But you said I had you wrong
I was confused at first by that
But I knew I had to look on

I've been swimmin' from bar to bar
But nothin' ever meets your specs
I dunno where to look next
But I'm thinkin' 'bout wallstreetbets

Gimme that margin, gimme some time
Gimme some answers 'bout what's on your mind
I just need to know where to go next
Gimme a tip, gimme a clue
What the fuck do I need to do
To look on further and finally see past you

Some time later and I'll be damned
I just wore the other shoe
So now I really should understand
It's past time to move past you

But that's just not in the cards
So I'm workin' on a plan to impress
A tendie dinner on my yacht
'Cause I'm thinkin' 'bout wallstreetbets

Gimme that margin, gimme some time
Gimme some answers 'bout what's on your mind
I just need to know where to go next
Gimme a tip, gimme a clue
What the fuck do I need to do
To look on further and finally see past you

I looked you up and we're both single
Wait, sit tight, hold that thought
A tip just came in
I need to buy some GameStop

Back to business, let's talk soon
'Cause I'm holdin' strong, 4D chess
Going straight to the moon
Is what I'm postin' on wallstreetbets

That's what I'm postin' on wallstreetbets
That's what I posted on wallstreetbets
Won't someone help me leave wallstreetbets
Why can't I log off wallstreetbets